@DickScurvy: Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive.
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@fart: if cops want to catch serial killers why don't they just hang out at petsmart and follow home the guys that buy tarantulas
@Jake_Vig: Netflix and scroll through the selections until it’s too late to start watching anything.
@DanMentos: *runs into san francisco restaurant* THE KALE WASN'T LOCALLY SOURCED *sound of 100s of ubers smashing into each other outside restaurant*