@DickScurvy: Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive.
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@HatfieldAnne: First 20 minutes driving through farm country: "Isn't this pretty?" Next 3 hours: *can't remember a life before corn*
@Pundamentalism: I've got butterflies in my stomach this morning, and a lifetime ban from the Entomology section at the Natural History Museum.
@SortaBad: *Someone sends me a 4 minute video* me: [42 seconds later] wow that's so awesome thanks for sharing!
@bossy_bootz: Me : It's over & nothing you say will make me change my mind Him : 'I just ordered a large thin crust' Me : Be there in 10 min