We run in slow motion toward each other across an open field.
Her side is mined.
@Reverend_Scott: FITBIT: You've done 11k steps today.
ME: Ok, I'll rest some.
FITBIT: stop now and I'll murder you
FITBIT: I SAID GOOD FOR YOU!
@GrantTanaka: [carrying sleeping cat out of burning house]
seriously, what purpose do you serve
@kyry5: [Girl's night out]
Girl 1: Omg I haven't had sex in so long, I swear I have cobwebs down there
Spider-Man's GF: *nervous laugh* HAHA SAME
@electrolemon: this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash
@BrettDruck: Oh you're a foodie? You like food? Wow you are very unique. Personally I'm a foodie but I'm also a breathie. Love to breathe.