We run in slow motion toward each other across an open field.
Her side is mined.
@Julie_Cooker: Guys who go see 50 Shades of Grey... Do you all remain seated an extra 30 min after the movie's done? 💪
@SortaBad: ATTENTION: Can the owner of the 'MarioKart Champion' tshirt return to security? There are several women here who'd like to have sex with you
@RunwayDan: Sometimes when life closes one door it opens another, because apparently life is trying to air condition the whole damned neighborhood.
@Kyle_Lippert: Me: Hey. Nice Honda.
Him: It's an Acura.
Me: All Asian cars look alike.
Him: You're racist.
Me: I bet your Toyota is good at math.
@oxygenplug: "yes I'm very good in bed"
*folds blanket and neatly props up pillow*
*pillow falls over*
"Oh no, this doesn't normally happen I swear"