We run in slow motion toward each other across an open field.
Her side is mined.
@david8hughes: [sees old friend after 4 years]
"God, you were so fat back in school."
"Yeah, well I lost a lot of it last year."
"No you didn't."
@JenniferJokes: Him: your so funny, smart & beautiful how are you still single
@mikeleffingwell: I always say "I was wondering when you'd find me" when I get in my car. That way if someone's ever in the backseat I'll look cool as shit.
@Ignorant_Indian: * Grows beard to woo women *
* Receives recruitment email from ISIS *
@cathisamazing: Everybody just wants to get off...
....This elevator because that guy stinks