We run in slow motion toward each other across an open field.
Her side is mined.
@Brianhopecomedy: Walked into the kitchen and saw my wife laughing while putting a banana in the garbage disposal so I think I'll sleep in the other room.
@ericsshadow: [my wife and I watch a drunk white girl fall out of a cab]
I've never drank that much....
[wife looks at me in disgust]
ugh, ok I have.
@Reverend_Scott: "I love the Fall, the trees are so pretty"
"Ya, so what?"
[leaves start attacking everyone]
OMG THE LEAVES HAVE TURNED
@Midgetspar: I'm 100% sure Zebra's didn't earn those things.
@kcmoore51: Oh you're in the shower? Here's the seven worst songs from your playlist.
- shuffle mode