@JasonLastname: Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow
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@robfee: I stopped using Hotmail, it's not for me. I'd rather have an average mail with a pleasant sense of humor and a fulfilling career.
@kendragaylord: How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it? Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
@Midgetspar: When someone's all, "Words cannot begin to describe ..." I'm all YES THEY CAN YOU HAVE A LIMITED VOCABULARY.
@JasonLastname: I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues.