@JasonLastname: Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow
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@candygrlMT: Stop telling me your newborns weight and length. I don't know what to do with that information.
@titletown__: It's so obvious that she wants me. She avoids me at all costs probably because her feelings are so strong for me. Yeah, I'll go with that.