@TheCiscoKidder: Farts are like children. The only ones that I like are my own.
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@BillCorbett: To celebrate Independence Day I'm finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!
@natalie2111: Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder "who ties your shoelaces for you?"
@NoogsCorner: An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians.