@TheCiscoKidder: Farts are like children. The only ones that I like are my own.
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@LOUD_Thoughts_: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
@fro_vo: WAITER: what else can i get you ME: nothing thanks WAITER: okay I’ll get the check ME: *balls fists* what did i just say