@TheCiscoKidder: Farts are like children. The only ones that I like are my own.
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@jdbalani: Define Marriage: It's a way through which two people join together to solve the problems they never had before.
@jonnysun: grampa: i was sent to war when ur mother was a baby. i didnt kno if i'd see her again me: noo my uber stopped on the other side of the road
@BradBroaddus: It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window.