@Burtslorp: FB lets you write your sex in now, so I have officially become a hat.
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@TheBeerGuy73: Pro tip: Wives do not find it hilarious when you add a bunch of extra candles to their surprise birthday cake. I know this now.
@DanMentos: Gene Hackman is my favorite actor whose name sounds like a job description at Monsanto
@TEXASVETERAN: My son asked me where babies come from. He so silly, babies are too young to come.