@Burtslorp: FB lets you write your sex in now, so I have officially become a hat.
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@iwearaonesie: [playing hangman] wife: Pick a letter son: Does it have to be from the alphabet? me *gets up* wife *sound of his college fund jar breaking*
@juicymorsel: I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas.
@druuuck: NASA : we were wrong , there ARE 9 planets in the Solar System PLUTO: I'm back, baby! NASA: because we found a new one! PLUTO: SON OF A