@MariyaAlexander: Fears: dying alone, getting horribly maimed or disfigured, people who stick their tongue out in photos
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@DumbAlias: Spend hours getting screaming baby to sleep. Check on sleeping baby. Can't hear breathing...prod sleeping baby Repeat
@chuuew: ME: [just killing it giving my best man speech] WIDOW: Couldn't you have written something new?
@CherBear162: I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.
@robfee: Worst things the parents do in Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz 2. Forget one of their kids 1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza