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@XplodingUnicorn: [feather on the ground]

4-year-old: It's a pterodactyl feather!

Me: Pterodactyls don't have feathers.

4: I know. They fell off.

[feather on the ground]

4-year-old: It’s a pterodactyl feather!

Me: Pterodactyls don’t have feathers.

4: I know. They fell off.

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