@Weird_Rash: Feeling pretty tough lately and thinking about joining a gang. Any of you guys need an accountant?
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@Shock_Monster: Him: Come check out my church! Me: Him: They play rock music! Me: Him: It's cool! Me: Does it have church in it? Him: Yes... Me: *click*