@Weird_Rash: Feeling pretty tough lately and thinking about joining a gang. Any of you guys need an accountant?
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@Bob_Janke: Congratulations a celebrity blocked you. You were so annoying that they noticed you through all the Twitter noise. You must be a real prize.
@cheeky__gal: A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place.
@TheAlexP: [1st date] *recalls buddy said women like a manly man* *but also, be sensitive* I like to work with my hands, But splinters make me cry.