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@eddiesteadyno: *feels comfortable*
comfortable: *slaps hand away*
@UNTRESOR: Hi, I'm Brandon and I'll be your hater this evening. Our specials tonight are "ur mom", "lol own3d", and "u mad bro lol u mad?!??!"
@ShanaRose21: My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport.
@inmynewskin: Let your girlfriend know how much you love her by screeching loudly like a pterodactyl whenever she talks.
@LoveNLunchmeat: that awkward moment when a friend is complaining about their spouse, but you start to identify with the spouse
@ChiefTwittler: Relationship Status: Lurking