@ComedicBust: Fellas, don't waste your time. Memorizing the lyrics to Gangnam Style hasn't gotten me laid once.
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@ArfMeasures: JESUS: And lo, I have fed 5000 of you with 5 fishes and 2 loaves "AMAZING!" "A MIRACLE!" ME: *slowly raises hand* So do we get dessert or
@thatUPSdude: I'm not saying all my friends are Pot Heads But we did have a 2 hour discussion on how Sponge Bob Grills underwater
@LADaddy: There's an alternate universe where we are together and finally happy. And I probably forgot to take out the trash there, too.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'm no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose "baby weight" is to have the baby.