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@SortaBad: Fellow Black Friday shopper: I'm so excited! What are you trying to buy?

Me: oh I can't afford anything, I'm hoping to be trampled to death

Fellow Black Friday shopper: I’m so excited! What are you trying to buy?

Me: oh I can’t afford anything, I’m hoping to be trampled to death

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