@SteveAmiri: Fifty Shades of Grey was disappointing. All those blindfolds and not a single person swung at a piñata.
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@Celestinelea90: Her: You know when you're craving a cheeseburger but you order a salad instead... Me: (wiping ketchup off my face with my sleeve) No.
@VenisVal: My friend's wife is so controlling. When they're together, he talks like he's filming a hostage video.
@MrSandeepP: Truthful Tuesday: If a rapper raps about how much money he has then I download his music for free.