@AndyAsAdjective: Finding out how big of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan I truly am was understandably pretty tough for my daughters, Raphael & Leonardo.
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@KeetRidley: If a tree falls in the woods and the wife's not there to witness it, it'll be my fault when i get home.
@shanethevein: I thought I felt a spider crawling on my neck. Now I have to pretend I was breakdancing at this bank.
@LosLos__: I never know what to do with my hands during pictures, so I get it gang members, I totally get it.
@chopper4jk: When people put pics of their vacation on FB I write: I saw fire trucks outside your house but I'm sure you already know, have a great time!