@murrman5: "fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"
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@spittingllama_: When a girl tells u about her favorite animal - "I'd eat one" is not the right response.
@turtledumplin: Someone on my FB posted a snap that said "I'm boared" And I'm just like....... *don't comment *don't comment *don't comment *don't comment
@KevinFarzad: If you love someone let them go. If they come back they probly forgot their keys or something & yikes that's gonna be an awkward 30 seconds.