@Cpin42: “FINISH HIM,” I scream, as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man.
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@DamienFahey: The Rainforest Cafe isn't realistic enough for me. Part of the restaurant should burn down by the time you finish your meal.
@elvisknievil: If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, tell her to send a selfie.
@Marlebean: [dark alley] Here's the $3 million, thanks again for this, be sure to send pictures. Kidnapper: Wait, don't you want your kids back?