@Cpin42: “FINISH HIM,” I scream, as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man.
@sixthformpoet: How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.
@ndiquote: can't now..
having an heated argument with my toaster.
@psybermonkey: Wife: you've hardly touched your dinner...talk to me.
Me: *sigh* I can't keep teaching zoology, Susan. I'm so tired of answering stupid questions.
Waiter: how does the chicken taste?
Me: WITH ITS TONGUE
@GinjaNinjaSarah: Happens to everyone.