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@OnlyFastEddie: Finished christmas shopping for my entire family.
*walks out of pharmacy*
@jaslakhmna: The new Exorcist movie plot:
Family hires the devil to get a priest out of her son!
@NEthingButWork: Unpopular Star Wars theory:
R2-D2 actually speaks English throughout the franchise, but all we hear is beeps because he won't stop cussing
@Only_Fast_Eddie: My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday.
@AndyRuther: If Trump or Hillary really cared about America they never would have agreed to a debate in the middle of a Monday Night Football game.
@shesananteater: Imagine me naked.