@stevevsninjas: *fire alarm goes off at typewriter factory, causing all employees to jump up at the same time and wedge together in the doorway*
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@Xoolun: Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I'm now completely lost & 90 miles away from home.
@TheBoydP: Spoiler alert: Doctor Strange could not become a Sorcerer Supreme until he learned to like sour cream.
@Home_Halfway: Twitter is great if you can't afford therapy but you also don't want to get any better.
@astutenewf: My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark.