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@Dis0beyJay: [ First Date ]

Her: So you're a MMA fighter?

* flashback to me kickboxing a mannequin at Nordstrom's *

Me: Yea, I'm still training

[ First Date ] 

Her: So you’re a MMA fighter? 

* flashback to me kickboxing a mannequin at Nordstrom’s *

Me: Yea, I’m still training

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