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@HughGoesThere: [first date]
me: so, what's your biggest fear?
her: snakes. i hate snakes
me: (whispering to the mongoose in my vest pocket): she's the one

[first date] 
me: so, what’s your biggest fear? 
her: snakes. i hate snakes 
me: (whispering to the mongoose in my vest pocket): she’s the one

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