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@pleatedjeans: [first date]
girl: I bet you're really cute under those glasses
[removes frames/is instantly obliterated by Cyclops' optic blast]

[first date]
girl: I bet you’re really cute under those glasses
[removes frames/is instantly obliterated by Cyclops’ optic blast]

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