[First date] Her: I’m really glad you asked me out yesterday in the park Me: *looking under table* you didn’t bring your dog?

@TheHatdog: If you watch Scooby-Doo backwards its about some kids helping a business owner enter a costume contest then minding their own business.

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@ch000ch: you can skip the karate classes and just buy a black belt. no one will care.

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@Tuna_Lover: Balls Deep is not a accurate form of measurement.

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@UGotMeRight: You can catch a decent buzz from smoking catnip but don't be surprised if you wake up on top of the fridge.

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@UnFitz: I have an irrational fear that I'm accidentally making up words. I don't want to be misunderstandable.

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