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@Sickayduh: [First date]
Her: I'm really glad you asked me out yesterday in the park
Me: *looking under table* you didn't bring your dog?

[First date]
Her: I’m really glad you asked me out  yesterday in the park
Me: *looking under table* you didn’t bring your dog?

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