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@ShesARealGenius: [FIRST DATE]
Him: "I love science-fiction."
Me, trying to impress him: "I think the earth is flat."

[FIRST DATE]
Him: “I love science-fiction.”
Me, trying to impress him: “I think the earth is flat.”

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