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@Elizasoul80: First date

Him: What do you do?

Me [pulls out a Victoria's Secret catalog that I've clearly glued photos of my face into]

"I'm a model."

First date

Him: What do you do?

Me [pulls out a Victoria’s Secret catalog that I’ve clearly glued photos of my face into]
 
“I’m a model.”

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