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@Michael_Erhart: [First date]
Me: "So, what do you do?"
Date: "I'm a librarian."
Me: "Oh, my bad."
*Whispers for the entire rest of the date*

[First date]
Me: “So, what do you do?”
Date: “I’m a librarian.”
Me: “Oh, my bad.”
*Whispers for the entire rest of the date*

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