@fro_vo: [first date]
ME: so which movie do you think will win the oscar
DATE: Get Out
@sug_knight: Me: while you're up there let's do a Spider-Man kiss
My dental hygienist: still no
Timothy: I was not involved
Victor: Nor was I
Lawyer: You could say it was a Vic-, Tim-less cri-
Judge: You're all going to jail
@corysnearowski: In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed
@Madan_Chikna: When you take Google Maps too seriously.
@LetGoBeFreeDoU: Telling someone w/ depression things like 'Cheer up','Get over it','It's a state of mind', is like telling a blind person 'Just look harder'