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@fro_vo: [first date]
ME: so which movie do you think will win the oscar
DATE: Get Out
@turkeyheadmac: No need to blind fold me, just hand me my phone and drive
I won't have a clue how to get back here
@ClaytonSykes: Candy Crushers keep inboxing me saying that they need "lives" as if I didn't already know that.
Me: I wish Jim was alive. He was my best friend
Priest: Jim is alive. I saw him yesterday
Me: Yeah I was getting to that part
@Elifcello: I switched my cellphone to 'airplane mode' and threw it up into the air.. must tell you: WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER.
@carlyken: If you can't handle me getting arrested in my pajama pants at Walmart than you don't deserve me buying produce in my yoga pants at Target.