@fro_vo: [first date]
ME: so which movie do you think will win the oscar
DATE: Get Out
@jwoodham: HOW TO ROB A BANK: (1) Walk in and start talking about your study abroad experience. (2) Everyone's asleep now. Grab the money.
@AmishPornStar1: Directions on tooth whitener say avoid coffee, red wine and cola. If I could do that, why would I need whitener?
@nicfit75: Considering "natural" childbirth?
You wouldn't have a tooth pulled without painkillers, right? This is an 8lb tooth. From your crotch.
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Cop 1: Where did you come from?
Cop 2: Where did you go?
Cotton Eyed Joe: I want a lawyer.
@daneZie: Hey hedgehogs, how about leaving some hedges for the rest of us?