@fro_vo: [first date]
ME: so which movie do you think will win the oscar
DATE: Get Out
@truegritrumble: All I do is answer emails all day. I don't care whose emails. If I see an email, I answer it. No open computer is safe. My family is worried
@MomofTeen: I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.
@TitansHomer: I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
@guybranum: Siri, assemble a list of people who are dead to me.