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@DanMentos: [first date]
"so what do you do?"
*thinking about the jar of coins I plan to use for new shrubs* I'm a hedge fund manager

[first date]
“so what do you do?”
*thinking about the jar of coins I plan to use for new shrubs* I’m a hedge fund manager

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