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@DanMentos: [first date]
"Tell me two interesting things about yourself"
well I lie when I'm nervous…
"ok…"
and I invented oatmeal

[first date]
“Tell me two interesting things about yourself”
well I lie when I’m nervous…
“ok…”
and I invented oatmeal

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