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@HansGrubertron: [First day as a hacker]
Boss: what's taking so long?
Me: adobe needs updating
@tastefactory: [zombie apocalypse] *my girlfriend becomes zombie* More like zom-BAE! Haha hang on I have to tweet that. *is eaten right away*
@RedRegenerated: SHERLOCK: Is that mud on your shoe?
WATSON: No, shit Sherlock.
@DaddyJew: Me:I gotta go home. Im bleeding & my computers broken
Boss:looks like u just slammed ur head thru the computer screen
Me:what is this CSI?
@3sunzzz: My husband wants to Facetime me while he's in Germany. I'm like, it's going to be a little awkward with my boyfriend in the background, but whatever.
@Social_Mime: Every day I'm hoping is the day we find out why Beth from FB had enough but didn't want to talk about it.