@TheAlexNevil: First day of school and 8's teacher has already sent a note home with him: "You dropped your son off at the wrong school."
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@truegritrumble: JUDGE: Where’s your lawyer? ME: I don’t have one. JUDGE: So are you defending yourself? ME: Is that an option? JUDGE: Yes. ME: Okay *swings at bailiff who ducks and tases me immediately*
@Matt_The_1st: Yes. You rt'd me 14 times in a row. Thanks. You are first in line for my liver when the time comes.