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@DanMentos: [first day of work as a 911 operator]
"Hello, 911"
Hi someone's trying to break into my house
"holy shit call 911"

[first day of work as a 911 operator]
“Hello, 911”
Hi someone’s trying to break into my house
“holy shit call 911”

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