@wolfpupy: first you light 100 candles, then you fall asleep. this 'burn your house down' spell works every time
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@TweetingDadGuy: Please women who wear 1 inch heels. What's the point? You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make? Don't answer that.
@Phook75: Looking at our latest Comcast bill and I can only pray that our daughter has zero aspirations for college
@caribbeankris: I've kept my tamagotchi alive for the past 15 years, so yeah Mom, I know what it's like to raise an "ungrateful little prick"