@wolfpupy: first you light 100 candles, then you fall asleep. this 'burn your house down' spell works every time
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@NightValeRadio: Talk to the hand. The hand is lonely and needs some company. What are you up to? How's work? You look great. You want some tea?
@Smooheed: Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English
@KattsDogma: "I'm sorry I named my daughter 'Paige.' It seemed funny at the time." - a confession of Nat Turner
@Maxine12333: The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave.