@UnFitz: Five Secrets of Successful People:
@TheTweetOfGod: People who call the Bible a fairy tale forget that in fairy tales everyone lives happily ever after.
@3sunzzz: If you love someone, let them go.
If they don't come back, get a dog.
@HousewifeOfHell: A closed mouth gathers no fries.
@HiddleDeeDee: Eight hours into this family road trip I realized my lifelong vow to avoid illegal drugs was stupid.
@jeannerbeaner: Pronounce it "Valentimes Day" so Cupid will know to shoot you right in your stupid face.