@UnFitz: Five Secrets of Successful People:
@tastefactory: I smoked e-cigs for so long that I got e-cancer. I'm ok though, I just swallowed a Norton Antivirus cd and it cleared things up.
@robfee: Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?
@kellyoxford: If weddings were for couples there would be men's wedding magazines.
@SillyBlonde1: 45 minutes on the treadmill and I didn't die. I'll turn it on next time.
@duplicitron: I accidentally grabbed the wrong shopping cart but am hoping this kid will stop screaming soon because I am not raising a cry baby.