@UnFitz: Five Secrets of Successful People:
@sbellelauren: i know how hard it must have been for my parents to tell me there was no santa because i just had to tell my parents there's no jesus
@That_Damn_Duck: Yes he's financially stable & hasn't been to jail for domestic violence like the other guy but I can change the other guy wait & see - Women
@ThoughtOtter: *draws sword*
*erases sword because it sucks*
@mdob11: Him: You're not like other girls
Me: [foghorn sound]
@iRowlf: Can prisoners ask for The Olive Garden's Endless Pasta for their last meal?
If so, I think I just found a loophole in our judicial system.