@OutOnTheMoors: FLOTUS is an unfortunate acronym, like something left in the toilet bowl.
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@BrettDruck: Oh you're a foodie? You like food? Wow you are very unique. Personally I'm a foodie but I'm also a breathie. Love to breathe.
@HatfieldAnne: Accidentally got melted butter on some fried chicken and this is my delicious origin story.
@ThisLocalHater: Him: Hey girl, what that mouth do? Me: Mostly complain. Sometimes binge eat. I also get these weird sores that - wait, where are you going?