@LoveNLunchmeat: Flung my bra across the room and it sailed right into the drawer, if any of you are looking to start a basketball team that uses bras.
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@lorigonzalez28: Pinterest could've been an amazing dating site. If the project ideas came with men to do them, there wouldn't be a single cat lady left.
@Try2StopME: Good Morning guys! Just ran 21 kilometers in 2.8 hours. Really didnt know I could have done it. Temple Run is a really motivating game.
@crylenol: *pops out of casket at funeral* ok but when I actually die you guys better have nicer things to say
@nishadtrivedi: If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line.