@rcromwell4: Follow me on Pinterest for seasonal craft ideas and spells for summoning ancient demons.
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@GreeneyedManiac: I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people.
@wickedsuga: I am an expert at making balloon animals. May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?
@BlindChow: STEWARDESS: omg the plane's about to crash but the SOS message can only be 140 characters! what are we going to do?? ME: *slowly stands up*
@heidi420x: Me: was I born with a mental disorder? Mom: did you iron a shirt while wearing it again Me: NO Mom: ? Me: I thought pants would be different