@AlanHungover: *Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!
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@Swishergirl24: Parenting is all about multitasking. Like trying to brush your teeth while you're rock climbing.
@ErrenMichaels: You threw. Our tea. In the harbour. And then you changed the spelling of harbour. We do not. Forget.
@joejwest: PILOT: Welcome to flying school. Any questions? ME: Is it possible to crash into a rainbow? PILOT: Yes it's how most of you will die. Next?
@michaelianblack: You know who's really upset about Romney losing? Wire coat hanger manufacturers.