@juliussharpe: For $100,000 I will come into your organization and evaluate whether the other consultants you're working with are idiots.
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@aRealLiveGhost: to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other
@954LeenO: I dont pretend to be anything I'm not.. Except for sober I've pretended to be sober a few times
@atthecubicle: Just tested the structural integrity of a door frame with my face. It's pretty solid.
@thenatewolf: *A coyote bites my leg in front of a girl I like but I wanna seem cool so I just keep walking and take it with me*