@kumailn: For #BackToTheFutureDay try and get your mom to hit on you.
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@AnniemuMary: Brought twins to a corn maze & put them at 2 different points so people thought they kept passing the same row. The tricycles really sold it
@CM2BTTHD: Co-worker had a meltdown over someone having a b-day cake. Said since she has no willpower, stop bringing cake in. Tonight, baking cookies.
@Doublelife64: Me to 4 yr old niece: your shoes are on the wrong feet Niece looks down and says: I don't have any other feet Outsmarted again.