@kumailn: For #BackToTheFutureDay try and get your mom to hit on you.
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@jonnysun: hey maybe ur parents care so much about ur birthday becuase it celebrates how long theyve been able to keep something alive for
@fluffysuse: If it's your imperfections that make you beautiful, I'm pretty sure I should be a supermodel.
@rzarosco: MY AUNT: All we can do now is pray DOCTOR: Oh nice so I should put down this cardio thoracic surgical instrument? We're good here?