@Leemanish: FOR CHRISSAKES, GARY - WE JUST ROBBED A DAMN BANK! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO TEACH YOUR NIECE HOW TO DRIVE!
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@jeffswarens: If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster.
@novicefather: My wife said her new addiction is goji berries but I'd prefer she get addicted to something cheaper like cocaine.
@seanforhire: i noticed you didn't put interpretive dance on your gift registry but i went ahead and got it for you anyways
@jwoodham: Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you've got 5 more rounds in the chamber. You'll get that moon eventually. He'll pay for what he did.