@farleftcoast: For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills and look at pictures of Europe and cry.
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@DannyZuker: Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section.
@crylenol: *pops out of casket at funeral* ok but when I actually die you guys better have nicer things to say
@ObscureGent: What kind of educational background do you need to have to work at the gas station that directs teens to their deaths in a horror movie?