@farleftcoast: For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills and look at pictures of Europe and cry.
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@TheAdly: All the good ones are taken. All the funny ones are fat. All the smart ones are ugly. All the ones with all of the above are fictional.
@Baxterbix: Woke up with a hangover to the sound of my neighbor cutting the grass. He can cut around me, I'm not movin'.
@PHDaniel_Street: Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day...
@panmidwest: GOD: i'm going to tell you the name by which you may call me throughout all generations MOSES: no way GOD: yahweh MOSES: ok so what is it