@farleftcoast: For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills and look at pictures of Europe and cry.
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@kelkulus: Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
@FlyJ_: I still don't understand why my boss didn't like my idea of playing musical chairs at our next Monday meeting. He asked us for new ideas.
@DudeImShawn: Live today like it's your last. Pay your bills and wear a condom just in case it isn't.