@farleftcoast: For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills and look at pictures of Europe and cry.
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@JoeMande: "Make it look like I live in a Cheesecake Factory." - NBA players to their interior designers
@WGladstone: Should have guessed that Brad and Angelina weren't in it for the long haul when neither of them let themselves go.
@pinapl: When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay.