@farleftcoast: For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills and look at pictures of Europe and cry.
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@BGH70: On average, it takes a person 7 minutes to fall asleep… 2.5, if Tammy from purchasing is telling you about her weekend.
@LoveNLunchmeat: him: [has seen Jaws, is smart, knows what to do when he hears the Jaws theme music] me: [has never seen Jaws, is dead now]
@DarkerWillow: My husband thinks it's really weird I only like green bananas and I think it's really weird I have a husband.