@farleftcoast: For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills and look at pictures of Europe and cry.
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@BangMyBongo: Mary on Facebook says this generation is way to reliant on technology... She then sent me 7 Candy Crush invites
@SilverKick: It's always good to know what's happening in astrology. When nothing seems to be going right, you can blame the stars.
@StarWarsProblms: Leia: You owe child support. Han: What? I'm in hyperspace. Leia: You're standing right here Han: *makes hyperdrive noises with his mouth*
@InternetHippo: ME: Why can’t everyone just be nice EVERYONE: Why can’t you ME: Don’t change the subject