@farleftcoast: For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills and look at pictures of Europe and cry.
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@Coastiefish: You think God hates crosses? If my kid died on a roller coaster, then everyone started wearing roller coaster necklaces, I'd be pissed.
@omgthatspunny: Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.
@BigPlanetEarth: People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.
@BritXMeh: My spouse reminds me of He-Man. He also sits around in his pants all day, needs a haircut and has a weird relationship with his sister.