@darksidedeb: I've started slipping an occasional "meow" into everyday conversations with people to see if they're really listening meow to me.
@Sanbel11: When a husband asks you if you think it's possible to love someone forever...
"If I find the right person" is apparently the wrong answer.
@MariyaAlexander: How to make her squirt: make sure she is a lime
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Why do you love me?
Wife: *shrugs*
Me: Why do you find me annoying?
Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*
@Its_Miss_Riss: Oh, you climbed Mt. Everest?
Well, I live with 4 teenagers and ALL the laundry in the house is clean AND folded.
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