@Andee_Stewart: The problem w marriage is communication. When I said I hoped he'd go down in a plane I meant more crash & burn, less on the flight attendant

@shkeeber: If dolphins are so smart, how come they're never on Jeopardy?

@NoChillPosts: YALL FEMALES ARE THE DEVIL

@tehaveragejoel: *bites nails* Sorry. Bad habit. I haven't been on a date in a while "I can see why" she says, pulling her fingers out of my mouth

@Elizasoul80: "You had a life. It was this long. Here's a rock." - tombstones