@RexHuppke: For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats.
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@sageboggs: pope: love all *everyone cheers* *he serves a tennis ball right into the crowd* pope: fifteen-love
@bellicosejason: A friend just texted me & asked for relationship advice. That's like asking the pope to name all the members of Slipknot.
@myonlymizztake: The answer to the question, "do these jeans still fit" depends on whether or not I actually have to sit down at any point.