@RexHuppke: For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats.
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@awescar: There is a trend of babies being named after characters in "Frozen". "That's Stupid" says a 24 year old named Ariel.
@WilliamAder: Boss set out a bowl of hard candy in the break room, so I guess we had our Christmas party today.
@BruceForce: Some dude told me he's had 100 times more girls than me which made me laugh so much because 100 x 0 is still 0.