@RexHuppke: For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats.
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@ItsAndyRyan: Me: Is there any particular way you don't want your name pronounced? Percy: Not per se
@badbanana: Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers.
@IamEnidColeslaw: HEY. Our ancestors didn't eat brunch. They ate rocks. And fought dinosaurs. Ever heard of fire? They INVENTED it. Enjoy your Bloody Mary.