@RexHuppke: For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats.
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@LorieGZ: Me: Did you know avocado improves Brain function?' Kristen: 'Mom you eat it all the time and I haven't seen ANY improvement.'
@liv_thatsme: You know you're old when you see the neighbor's dog chasing some punk teenagers & you root for the dog.
@lloydrang: Parents who say they love their children unconditionally have obviously never had a kid choose tuba as their band instrument.