@TheSharona06: For people who say "nothing is impossible", that's crazy. I've been successfully doing nothing for several years now.
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@markleggett: Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people's heads saying "The court room sketch artist is so hunky."
@NakedHangover: Yelling "shotgun" when getting in a car means a seat in the front. Yelling it before getting on a plane means a seat in the TSA office.
@jazmasta: They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away. Seems a bit far fetched to me.