@TheSharona06: For people who say "nothing is impossible", that's crazy. I've been successfully doing nothing for several years now.
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@truegritrumble: ME: If home is where the heart is, I guess I live under a canopy of bloody bones. DMV WORKER: I'm not putting that on your license.
@thedailymarker: Ladies, if all he does is make you cry then maybe you're dating an onion and not a man.
@UncleDuke1969: Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold.
@BadassBarbie11: Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?