@markydoodoo: FOR SALE: one Ferris wheel. Fair condition.
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@ImaFlyontheWall: pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window..
@ghostkrogh: judge: 99 yrs me: is it cos i called ur gavel a justice hammer? judge: no that actually helped me: killing then judge: yeah the killing
@just1fool: You know what they say about a man with average sized feet. It's really easy to find shoes for him.
@ValeeGrrl: 5yo: [loudly whispers] MOMMY, SEE? WE'RE LETTING YOU AND DADDY SLEEP! AREN'T WE DOING GOOD? Me: [in bed] Yeah. You're doing GREAT.