@MomOfTeen: For such a picky eater, I'm certainly not a picky weight gainer.
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@TheRolo: 911: What is your emergency? Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
@Underchilde: Honk all you want, but if I don’t eat these donuts at this green light I’ll have to share them at home.
@AndrewNadeau0: HISTORIAN: So the important thing to remember is Ted Bundy was a horrific serial killer. PRODUCER: Right. Also incredibly hot. HISTORIAN: Really, just, try to focus on how he was a homicidal monster. PRODUCER: Yeah, total smoke show, we’re on the same page.