@MomOfTeen: For such a picky eater, I'm certainly not a picky weight gainer.
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@jazmasta: They laughed at me when I bought Velcro sneakers but no one will be laughing when the great shoelace drought of 2044 comes
@kumailn: "I'll be a dentist. Then they'll love me." "We're terrified of dentists." "I'll kill a lion!" "It was a beloved lion with a name." "Dammit."
@Elifcello: "Don't worry, I'll hold your stuff. You just worry about making friends." - Cargo Pants
@wolfpupy: bought a box of 100 crickets from the pet store and released them back into the ocean were they belong