@spacexsam: Forever tricking animals into thinking I'm patting them when really I'm just wiping crumbs off of my hands into their fur
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@DougBenson: I don't like it when my phone puts a word in "quotals" like I made it up or I'm stupid or something.
@TheBoydP: Ever smell a permanent marker and accidently color the tip of your nose black? Related: They’re called permanent markers for a reason.
@5exyunchained: How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
@SamuelHLowe: - What do you do to relax? - I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.