@ryaninco: Forgive me Twitter for I have sinned, it's been twenty minutes since my last Tweet.
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@FilthyRichmond: I'm calling about the poster for your missing cat. Why not ask the guy who took that picture? Just kidding, I ran over it.
@Love_bug1016: What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence.
@feelmesucka: Unless you and your family were attacked by Bigfoot, then no, I don't want to see your camping pictures.