@peteholmes: Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word "stop."
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@Kali_Mura: I'm beginning to suspect that my boyfriend is not really a ninja & that he moved out nine month ago.
@XplodingUnicorn: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then I saw her arguing with him about money. Now I see Santa drinking by himself.