@jwoodham: Forrest Gump ran for 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days, which is approximately 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days longer than I've ever run.
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@SteveKoehler22: Our daughter ran away from home once when she was a teenager. We were frantic. Within months, we called the police to report her missing.
@DBMaxP: Nothing says "Proper Retirement Planning" like a garbage can full of losing lottery tickets
@Pork_Chop_Hair: When a kid is mean to my kid... (what I say): Let’s rise above their anger and show kindness (what I want to say): MY WRATH WILL SWEEP THEIR FAMILY TREE WITH THE VENGEANCE OF 1,000 SUNS