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@wickedsuga: Found $5 in my pocket.
I vow not to let my wealth change me.
@1Happytwit: HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me.
@PortRooster: If women had to be assembled, a lot of us would probably just play with the box...
@Brampersandon_: [Cute Girl]: *in hot tub* Hey baby. Why don't you come join me?
[Lobster]: No I'm good over here. That's how my dad died.
@AimeeHelene1: Do poodle owners realize they just bought a dog with a shitty 1980s white girl perm?
@deathoftheparty: you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks if hes "sexual" the rest of the boys all agree that he is