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@wickedsuga: Found $5 in my pocket.
I vow not to let my wealth change me.
@Go2Slp: "Oh, beautiful. Just perfect. I wonder if I'll be able to control myself... aaaand they're gone."
- Me with Thin Mints, and women.
@shkeeber: I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis-
I'm better than you.
@ChipKellysBalls: House is a mess ... Walked in the other day and there were 2 people on the couch blindfolded and filming a Fabreeze commercial
@1Happytwit: Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it.
@LanieLalaBugs: If you can't tell the difference between "erotic" & "exotic" then zoo keeping is definitely not for you.